you were the first one he came out to and you announced it as the finale while singing karaoke at the bar
I faked it too. I just spit on your bed.
Law school is ruining my masturbation schedule.
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
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This titty bar has wifi. I just did FaceTime stage side
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
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is it too much to get a jumbo margarita in a sippy cup right now?
Your list of "good ideas" thumbtacked to the lampshade last night consisted of nothing but "tampon-pen" with a note indicating that girls could then always have something to write with, even naked.
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I woke up in a sink... Not like curled up on top of it though. I was standing, bent over, face first. IN THE DAMN SINK.
you were feeling the wall and when we asked you why, you just said "because I want to know who lived here before"
Fun thought: I realized the thing I miss most about him is dixie kong's double trouble on his super Nintendo. It's possible that I don't have a soul.
His dad and I had a drunk conversation about life. At 4 am he told me that I was 21 and cute and should fuck whoever I want.
Pretty sure I'm partying in a onesie right now.
I woke up on the damn lawn again...it's not even summer yet
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