if this week's events in iraq have taught me anything, it's that when pulling out, always expect a mess...
my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
I have her designated blowjob hair tie on my wrist. It's like a key to eternal happiness
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
I want everyone to love me, and THEN I will choose who gets to eat me out all the time.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
I went limp when I heard her mom fart from her parents bedroom. It lasted longer than my hard on.
I woke up naked to an alarm set for 11:18 pm and missing a shoe. How was your night?
Haha it's harder than you'd think to come up with ways to turn your penis into a Christmas drawing
I'm getting high with a 50 year old car wash guy. Enough said.
so much tequila, so little girl.
We are no longer allowed to make spur of the moment decisions about our love lives
ABSOLUTELY NOT
No dude 10 parakeets in your bedroom is 9 parakeets too many. Bring them back. Today!
Yeah, sometimes it takes a while to realize, wow you kind of suck and not in the fun way
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