she's like the human form of herpes, as soon as you think she's gone for good you have another out break.
sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
the last thing i remember was trying to convince him to call over his girlfriend so we could have a threesome
There's cake. And donuts. And strippers. It's like 5 year old me and 20 year old me are throwing a party together...
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I bruised my vagina when I was climbing out of the trash can.
I THINK I JUST JOINED A GANG. PLEASE PICK ME UP.
Vodka?
Forever.
My drug dealer bought me a book for Christmas. What a gentleman.
all his sexual metaphors involve condiments, should I worry?
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I'm glad we can *facepalm* it together over the married couple we fucked separately.
I'm doing the walk of shame into my therapists office wearing his clothes...I guess go big or go home
I am pretty great at coffee and mistakes
THE COP WHO TOOK MY MUGSHOT LAST NIGHT JUST ADDED ME ON FACEBOOK
I still think he’s a fuckboy but he’s nice to me when I’m over.\nLike sets alarms for me in the morning and always makes sure I cum.
I'd like to know who hasn't seen my tits tonight.
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