I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
there comes a time in a mans life when you ask yourself, will i fake love for blowjobs? and the answer is always yes
it's official, i know exactly what cross streets we're at by the bumps when i give him road head
If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
You should've come out last night, I need someone to explain why the bartender tried to strangle me...
Life lesson: When you compete in an impromptu "bloody mary chug-off," in the end, no one wins.
and a jello shot exploded in my bra last night. Now I have blueberry smurfette boobs. Awesome.
laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
She is screaming bc she thinks you jumped out the window...please show her you just went out for a smoke
I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
can i text him and be like "oh yeah, forgot i kinda made out with a girl this weekend. For future reference, does this count as cheating?" ?
I'M TRYING. TO WATCH. PORN. PLS HAVE UR IMPORTANT DISCUSSIONS ELSEWHERE FUCKERS
sometime during the night he found me in the empty hotttub singing marvins room in only my bra.
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