You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
It's not mothers day until you're vomitting syrup into grandma's toilet. Cherish the holidays
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Vegas is awesome. Its like you have a kentucky accent girls automatically assume you don't have herpes.
When the tupperware hit the highway it was like a vomit bomb
So I met my girlfriends dad last night. Or should I say I re-met that mall cop that had to tackle me.
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
I'm starting to think I didn't bring enough liquor for this family Christmas.
It's 2 pm....
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Go for gold. Two birds with one vag.
Do you realize half our text conversations are you asking me for tit pics and me saying no?
he went to the bathroom at 5am only to come back and squeeze my boob before going back to sleep
I just choked eating whip cream from the can, and peed a little because I was coughing so hard. How am I still single.
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
Randomize