i think i want to fuck a midget just to see how difficult it would be
You yelled "bananas are an excellent source of pottasium!"4 times in the middle of class. how do you not remember?
I don't even know what potassium is.
i take my contacts out every time we fuck so i cant see all the stretch marks
he doesn't drink and he's an emt - he'll be our dd for nye in exchange for a threesome tomorrow afternoon.
Just a heads up, the coffee pot is filled with Jager.
I think I'm coming down now. I almost started crying because I lost a piece of paper.
I vaguely remember having a cowboy explain his belt buckle to me in the bathroom hallway
He pulled the pencil out of my leg and then we fucked. It felt sorta like pulp fiction in reverse.
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
Leave it to you to bring a trash can into a fist fight.
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
Ate 5 hotdogs today. You need to get me back on my tequila diet cause this shit has to stop!
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
I may or may not have just had sex in the bed of a pick-up at a drive-in movie theater.
I just punched myself in the vagina to prove a point. Please pray for me.
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