you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
I'm not being over dramatic, but I think my heart is going to stop beating.
It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
He just lit his joint with the tiki torches around his pool. He is definitely coming to my future parties
Please don't drown this weekend. It would be a shame to lose a dick like yours.
Please come and rip my uterus out before it does it itself
He made me cum 7 times AND I nearly drowned him during that 69 in the back of a ford focus. Yeah I should get my gynocologist.
Well you were hungry, by then you cried and called yourself a basic bitch for eating crackers
I tried to break it off with the married one. He offered to pay off my car.
The side bitch struggle is real.
That's what you get for doing kinky shit with a guy that lives in his moms basement.
you must be at least a level 5 friend to unlock my sexual orientation
He was feeling me up but acting like he was asleep. Like WTF does that mean??
a guy messaged me on POF to ask if I knew of any places that were hiring. And was being completely deadass serious. I'm so done
I cant promise hot guys but i can promise alcohol which is close enough.
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