it was a mass text i'm sorry
do you usually send 'hey sexy' as a mass text?
I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
Just bought a pack of cigs...gas station guy informed me i took off my underwear and tried to pop a squat by the milk last night...
maybe we can find two twins tonight and bang them together and then my life is complete
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
Ive seen his manscaping faults. Given the choice I'd rather dry hump a cactus
Can't we have real sex instead of you just thrusting the air near me?
Do you know how much wine is in a box of wine? Not so much an amount, but whether it will kill me if I drink the entire box this xmas
I asked him to tell me a bedtime story, then threw up on him.
Letting Freddy Krueger eat me out = HAPPY HALLOWEEN TO ME!!!
Why does 2015 have to start with so many regrets?
You -do- realize there are other things to talk about than just how different parts of you smell like pussy, right?
You need a new phone. When you talk it sounds like the teacher from Peanuts while she's trying to give a blowjob.
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