Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
you're putting all your eggs in a very hungover basket
how was your day?
fuck the small talk. are you bringing the liquor tonight or am i?
just bought 2000 rhinestones and a heart shaped stencil at Micheals...I think the cashier knows i'm Vajazzling
It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
I have to bobbypin his pubes for us to have sex. The other day he wanted me to braid them.
We were licking ciroc off the poker table
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
he spent an hour trying to rescue a bug from the sink. turned out to be a sesame seed.
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
I need a moral compass that doesn't always point to dick
Uhmmmm is there really any way to tactfully ask "you into me jerking you off with my feet... or nah" cause if you find one let me know 😂
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
I just put my eye make up on in the bathroom of the bar.... I may be too comfortable here....
That man makes my giblets tingle
Congrats? I think?
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