Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
There's trophy wives that arent even in the 5th grade yet
Hey guys. This is Daniel texting on mayas phone. if she called you and told you that i made her have sex with me in my doghouse with my dog present that wasn't true.... so dont spread that.
its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
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theres a kid in a leopard robe and sunglasses filling up a gas tank. i miss college
I spent the whole weekend building houses out of popsicle sticks for my bowls. How was your weekend?
Dollar Store pregnancy tests. For when you sorta wanta know.
They have marijuana tests too!
today i was walking through gramercy with a dress bag from David's Bridal and a bag of McDonald's. No guy would make eye contact with me as I scarfed down my fries. I think I was mankind's walking night terror.
He's so urbane and sleek; so aesthetically chiseled, having endless features to offer me whenever I desire.
Are you fucking a guy or a condo building?
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DAMMIT Im supposed to be running a company not discussing dick piercings!
You fell asleep on the toilet and he was like uh should I take her off?
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
He's mad at me because I said I wouldn't date him if his dick was smaller. I fail to see the issue
It may be a clusterfuck, but I'll be looking classy as shit as I watch the nightmare unfold
I once went to target high on hydrocodone. I assure you, they can handle unrespectable.
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