Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
He dumped me and I don't wanna fuck his best friend for revenge. Is this what maturity feels like?
Thank god i puked near the cancer center. makes me look like a chemo patient
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You can buy vodka at target here.. Maybe Missouri isn't so bad after all
I dont even care how hung over I am, and how shitty this bus ride will be. That was the best sex of my life and it's a beautiful morning.
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
whose ass print is on the piano?
he drank all my beer while i was at work and passed out on my couch, when i got home he was out cold and my room mates pig was licking him. they seemed peaceful, so i took 20 bucks from his wallet and left again.
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We didn't have a place to have sex. So we timed the automatic car wash & spent $9 for 3 minutes and 45 secs of car sex.
He bedazzled a shirt for me that said "best head giver" should I be thankful for the gift or concerned that he has a bedazzler?
he's 22 and listens to dad music. if i hear one more modest mouse song i'll never blow him again
you made it your goal to puke in every planter around the union. you got most of them. im proud of you
Damn. Looks like nobody I know is doing anything interesting. Guess it's another slut-it-up-with-strangers sort of night.
We already gave up cheese, how are we supposed to give up coke?
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