Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
just found a beer in my hamper. even my laundry is a dirty alcoholic.
People kept wishing me happy birthday last night. apparently i was 21st birthday drunk
I think the puke all over the side of my car actually improves its appearance.
My living room is scattered with glow sticks wrappers, sparklers, face paint & beer cans?
It's not as cool looking when the drugs wear off, is it?
Did you get any last night. I need to track my forever aloneness
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
not totally sure where im at but i think i've definitely woken up on this couch before. bong on the coffee table looks familiar. should be able to find my way home
Douche bag was crowd surfing, sack punched him. Crowd carried him away in a ball of agony. LIFE=COMPLETE.
you said you didn't want to carry the pizza box so just folded up the pizza and put it in your pocket
I just sneezed glitter I JUST SNEEZED G LITTER I j u st SneeZED GLIT TER I DO NOT HAVE TIME FOR THIS AT ALL.
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
It was so small.
Tiny. Got to love sexting. Imagine finding out the old fashioned way.
Just remember that no one else gets to suck his dick but you, feel honored. It's like the Olympic torch of life is being passed off to you and it's your time to run
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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