i deep throated a ruler to see what my limit was...
i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
I like how washing the beer bong is now a regular part of washing the dishes.
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
I never want to hear the words 'my therapist says . . . ' while naked again.
Their car went through the first bag of wine on the drive up...clearly 6 bags was not enough.
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
Well the police had to intervene and I couldn't exactly feel my legs by the end of the night, but I'd say it was a successful Friday night.
Maybe your new years resolution should be not to fuck in Sears bathroom anymore.
I almost bumped into a man wrapped only in a blanket at 10 am
What's protocol when the 18 year old son of an anti-gay preacher sends you a message on Grindr during church?
I'm talking to this guy I met online about French toast. I am the oddest fucking combination of hungry and horny. Wtf brain.
All I'm saying is there better be a bow on your dick for my birthday
I should have known when she mixed malibu and V8. It smelled just like tanning oil and when she drank it she said "Oh well, not the first time."
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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