everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
taking a shot every time they compare curling to a real sport
I have Retrograde Ejaculation as a side effect from one of my meds. Is this a respectable form of birth control?
Duuuude - Drag Queen Bingo wasn't supposed to end like thissss
I feel like someone had their period in my eyes.
I'm sorry I got a little outta control last night.
I let my daddy issue flag fly free last night.
When the cab driver starts laughing its a good indication of the standard of girls you are bringing home
Sex is always the answer.
Especially if the question is: what have I not had this year?
and than he said 'I did amateur porn for a while' and I just knew tinder did not fail me this time
Dude so last night I was eating out my gf and her kitten climbed onto my back and fell asleep. AND SHE DIDN'T NOTICE FOR LIKE 10 MINUTES
I put a zucchini in my pussy for you
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
My brother is so high right now he's eating frozen peas and called them "fucking delightful"
I'm not 100 percent on this, but I think I just shit a lump of cement. What the fuck happened last night?
Moms passed out wet and naked in a rocking chair again....
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