It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
just found a beer in my hamper. even my laundry is a dirty alcoholic.
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
I'm sad your dog died... Her name is my stripper name.
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
After throwing up, the toothpaste tasted so good. Thank you for not letting me eat it.
I'm covered in mustard and it looks like I nose dived in to barbed wire ??? Was last night that good?
There's a dead squirrel in the freezer. Is that what you stopped to get out of the road last night?
I'm sorry I peed on your everything.
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
She deliberately backed into the homewrecker's whoremobile and yelled ""FOR SPARTA!"
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
That kid singlehandedly fucked the breakup right out of me. I'm only hooking up with Millenials from here on out.
I'm floating on a rainbow and a purple elf is giving me advice. COME NOW!!!
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