Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
I just left during the middle of Chemistry to go throw up in the bathroom....and you laughed at my travel toothbrush.
dude totally just got the jungle juice out of my white top. i am really ready to be a trophy wife.
Dude, she looked like the Canadian Slam Poet, neck hair and all.
He spent the entire date challenging me to chugging contests.
I'm sorry I can't get drinks with you. I have to make sure my dad doesn't go to jail.
It's like my butt was the only innocence I had left and now I don't even have that.
The only thing worse than being arrested is the fact the cop confiscated my green dinosaur costume.
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
you did a full monologue with your sober self last night. different voices and everything.
Chose not to courtesy flush and the CEO huffed the result. I feel powerful.
Just woke up. Naked. Under an animal pelt. With a girl. I've never met her. She's pretty naked too.
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
Just realized that I bailed on you guys yesterday just so I could get wendy's. it was worth it but still, sorry
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