I was so drunk last night I wanted to download a Busta Rhymes album.
I wish I was that guy from the miller light commercials so I could walk into parties and take peoples beer without getting yelled at
Just made a drug deal by throwing my money to my dealers window and receiving weed the same way. We are the definition of typical lazy stoners.
We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
It's like his dick is pushing through his pants and driving him over here.
Don't look him in the eyes, it like looking at the sun but instead of burning your retinas it makes you wet and vulnerable
Sounds like sex on a twister board.
An idea that is both hilarious and intriguing...
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
Let's just say we ended up at Denny's with a strippers shoe that we had to discreetly leave at the door to the strip club this morning
New low. I just threw up in the shower at 4pm. Nothing like leaving behind my 20s with class.
i woke up at 4 pm face down on my hardwood living room floor. i would say its a new low but i think I found my new napping spot
I'm kind of upset that he wanted to have sex instead of watch Harry Potter. I mean it's Harry fucking potter.
My sister just poured me a dbl Ciroc on the rocks and said "the ice makes it festive." Honestly what a role model.
your fucking longboard fell on me while we were having sex you fucking hipster
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