if i can run in heels then i can drive
I DON'T CARE WHAT THE CIRCUMSTANCES ARE NEVER VOMIT IN MY PURSE AGAIN.
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
i have to go- we're throwing the dummy from the balcony again
Before I roll over explain to me why you're naked and on my floor.
Whatever it's Canadian jail, it's not like Guatemala or something. It'll be nice and cushy and they'll probably throw him a big bday party with all his friends and strippers
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
It'd be easier to list the surfaces my ass hasn't been on.
It's whatever. Titanic is about to be on and we have wine, which is basically crying juice. Leo, Kate, and I will be having a lovely, pants free evening.
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
NO ITS THAT IM A SEXUAL DEVIANT AND CANT FILTER MYSELF
DO NOT TRY TO APPROACH HER CAT. IT IS A DEMON CAT FROM SATAN'S BALLS AND IT *WILL* TRY TO KILL YOU. I SPEAK FROM EXPIRENCE.
His wife just cheated on him for the third time. I'm his first extra-marital fling, that makes it ok, right? You know to keep karma balanced in the universe
Your logic is flawless...
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
There’s a child, alone, sitting on a picnic table out there, making bird noises
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