I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
so that guy from last night texted me saying i flashed half of my extended family last night. so classy.
i'd like someone to explain to me why my clothes are all sticky. including my fanny pack. yes, this is a mass text.
He wants to be 'in an open relationship'. Fuck that. That's the online equivalent of letting him pee in a circle around me.
She just passive-aggressively stripped in the kitchen while humming the theme to Doug.
I have a gash on my leg an a lobster leg in my purse.
I fed him pizza in bed. I'm probably the best one night stand ever.
So this guy is eyeing me from across the bar. Either the girl I hit on next to him is his girlfriend or he's her gay best friend. I should show him my Penis and find out.
Dude. Do it.
Definitely her date. But she saw it too. So now he used to be her date. Why can't this stuff Happen when I'm sober?
1st rule of birth control pills: do not stop taking birth control pills. 2nd rule of birth control pills: do NOT STOP taking birth control pills.
Thank you for not puking on my lap during the first class of the semester. And fuck you for doing it in the second.
I'm sun burnt so instead of getting drunk and trying to sleep with you, how about we get naked and you scratch my body and rub lotion on me while I rub one out?
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
When are you getting back?
Well google maps doesn't have an estimated time for crawling... Could be days
You set a couch on fire in my brothers backyard?
Just the cushions
i really didnt think i was that drunk last night but the txts from unknwn #s that say i like your lace panties are def telling me otherwise
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