just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
his dick got so hard in his pants and it broke his zipper
I swear to god he's a one man village people.
you just kept bragging about how there was a "pretty large" chance that you had pooped on the same toilet as George Clooney
No more tipping the bathroom attendant with your phone.
I'm bleeding from my lower lip, and I have bruises around my neck. It was just easier to say I got mugged.
Well the police had to intervene and I couldn't exactly feel my legs by the end of the night, but I'd say it was a successful Friday night.
Haha jealous. If I could remember my dreams I'm pretty sure they would constantly be about being drunk in foreign countries
We stayed up until 4:20 AM. The next thing I remember was waking up at 4 PM, like my internal alarm clock knew.
First stoner thought of the day: Life would be so much better if there were more things that were biscuits and gravy flavored.
He has a baby picture of himself on the night stand. I don't think this whole 'one night stand' thing is for me.
Who loses their virginity to fucking Flo Rida
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
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