Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
Weekdays seemed more exciting when I had a drinking problem. Like I had something to look forward to at night.
i totally fed the cab driver fruit salad with my hands while he was driving
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
obviously he wasnt ready for this jelly and you can quote me on that
If he shows up in a "mount n dew" me shirt im throwing him to the lesbians
HOW DO YOU GET TO BE A GROWN-UP AND NOT KNOW WHAT A DECADE IS!?
She was blowing me when her roommate came in and goes "you want me to tap in?"
You realize once your inheritance is finalized this shit will stop happening right?
Yea I almost drowned giving a BJ in the shower once
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It was one of those mornings when I wake up and feel like I have to say sorry to the whole world
SCUSE ME I KNOW YOU DIDNT DO THAT MUCH COKE IN 10 MINUTES
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
immediately after sex he started talking to me about nerdy stuff he meant to text me earlier, I'm completely smitten
well we woke up in different beds than the ones we originally fell asleep in, you were butt naked, and your boyfriend was sleeping on a cot in the middle of the kitchen. that might be why he's mad.
Randomize