do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
Going back to college after four years is reminding me why i love cheating... they dont let me cheat on tests but they sure try hard to make me cheat on my girl
This is the last time I call a hotel to see if you or some random guy paid for the room last night.
Dude, she knew her leg was on fire and she kept dancing. Bad-fucking-ass.
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No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
Do you know how to give stiches?
I do not...this text concerns me
I WILL BE THE BEST FICTITIONAL HISTORICAL FIGURE FOR THE FEMENIST MOVEMENT THE WORLD HAS EVER SEEN
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
Is it inception if it feels like another uterus is going to burst out of my current uterus?
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I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
I was thirsty after the sex and it was a long trek back to res so naturally I stole chocolate milk from his fridge as I left
returning from a 6am booty call in 2 feet of snow on a Tuesday is a bold new kind of low for me
2017 is gonna be explosive... Already watching fireworks out the window while shit my brains out. Happy Ew Year
So I'm trying to figure out how to talk my boss into allowing pajama day once a week. Any ideas?
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