i think my mom watched the whole time
clay aiken is like melissa ehteridge without the guitar.
Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
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There are two people having sex in one of the showers right now trying to silence their orgasm sounds and failing. Thank you coed bathrooms.
I may be the first guy in history to get dome while watching An Extremely Goofy Movie.
he threw up all over himself while laying down.. it was like watching old faithful, but with noodles and vodka
It took him three days to realize his roommate had moved out.
Sooo just headbutted a stripper, meet you outside
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I want her autograph on my taint
Even when you're down just know that I will always be the one to pour alcohol into your asshole when you're on probation
Well don't pass out under a Swedish flag and people won't make assumptions
This was the first funeral I've ever attended where I had to pee behind a bush cuz someone was passed-out drunk in the locked bathroom. Steve would have been proud.
Why am I not drinking beer at 8:26am is the question
Just so we're clear, drunk and naked is not appropriate attire for Thanksgiving. Do it this year and Grandma will ban you for life.
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