Taylor Swift is so right about you.
Tell your boobs to stop staring at me.
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
i feel this will be the best possible way to start a friendship. By breaking into his house.
i'm taking a spore imprint of the mushroom we found growing in our bathroom and sending a picture to ryan. he will then be able to tell if it's trip-worthy
Just blew my age on the breathalyzer. I also have 8 stitches in my head. So worth a .22 though. All time record.
But here's the wonderful thing about us. It's us. You could invite me over, get really wasted and end up sleeping with someone else and id be there in the morning to take you to breakfast.
How did "late lunch" turn into 8 solid hours of drinking??? I feel like death.
Our first crop came in on the day that they added Hercules to Netflix Instant, I think it's the universe telling us that it approves of us growing shrooms in our guest room.
Crying while listening to Miley Cyrus. BE GLAD YOU JUMPED THIS SINKING SHIP!
i am rolling on molly so fucking hard i want to do 300 cartwheels
Yea.. And you'll love me a whole lot more when I start letting my vagina make all the decisions..
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