I cant wait to get the disapproving look from this elderly black lady...
I've been reduced to Capt. Morgan and Golden Girls reruns. Ugh.
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
I just saw the Donald Trump of homeless quys walking down the street. He had three shopping carts and a bike.
this is probably the only time in my life that i would want to fuck thomas jefferson
he told me not to treat him like a child and then started peeing off the trampoline
I really wasn't that bad. I thought I was pretty tame.
When Anthony passed out you poured vodka on his face
Just don't let me fall on anything that can be broken. Unless its a dick
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
Every time I see him I get horny. I can't help it!
Just stop. You're making other wives look bad. We are all starting to hate you.
I'm not gonna get my cat high anymore because what if he has a heart attack. I don't want to be responsible for that shit
Let me get this straight, you're telling me to lower my standards? Even though last week you told me I don't have any..?
So, my love of dick may have landed me in a cult. On the bright side, I now have a discount at Spencer's.
I just chased my birth control with Smirnoff. Shit's about to go down.
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