You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
Seriously. Doesn't matter if I went out last night, work is like crafts class w.a side of facebook
I just found a receipt from ace where I bought 1 lrg plastic funnel, 2ft of 1" plastic tubing, and a 48" toboggan sled. Thank you cashier #552 for letting that poor life decision happen.
It's like I paid NJ Transit $33 to suck his dick and go home. Fuck that.
Apparently it costs $70 to clean vomit off the side of our apartment building.
Um he just came into the kitchen naked to get her purse or something?
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
It's really sad that I'm trying to calculate in my head the type of place to have dinner that's worth anal
oh and speaking of men I've slept with. Ryan lost 1/3 of a testicle zip lining
How am I supposed to be friends with him when there's an exact replica of his dick in my underwear drawer?
Well he walked in last night, yelled at me for not playing any music and started dancing.
Is it a bad thing for a seven year old to call one an alcoholic? Asking for a friend..
He went down on me while i ate a whole 7/11 pizza. New level unlocked
If you're gonna show up unannounced on hangover day, you better have coffee doughnuts and a boner
I should not have moved in with him. He's got porn stashed everywhere like a homosexual squirrel.
You love porn!
Not in the sugar bowl when I'm making my Mom coffee I don't.
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