I feel like death. Did you die last night?
Nope. Ready for round 2. Fiesta!
unreal. Greatest comeback since Jesus
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
i am too hungover to go to class can you just call me and put it on speaker phone
To this day, he introduces me as "the girl I met climbing trees at 3 A.M."
There is a 15" subwoofer mounted inside our fridge. I've never been more proud of myself.
Wait so they unscrewed the bathroom door to find you naked?
Not sure how ur night is going, but unless u also saw a naked drunk chick pissing outside i doubt it can top mine
Both of our knuckles were split open this morning when I came out of the blackout, the column on the porch has two new cracks in it, were like the redneck Super Smash Bros.
Within the span of 10 minutes, I managed to make a slip 'n slide on his stomach, threatened to pee on him, kneed myself in the eye, and almost fell asleep on the toilet....in that order.
When you were bringing him upstairs I told him to bring you on down to pound town. you're welcome.
how do you always get into these "we banged the same dude now lets be friends" situations???
Also, full disclose I puked in a fruit barrel box
The fact that I bookended my summer with pregnancy scares doesn't upset me. The fact that he's a trombone major does...
How does one get out of sexting without being rude? I'm trying to watch Downtown Abbey
A world without bacon flavored condoms is not one I want to live in.
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