Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
Last night i was gna tell u about how i was watching project runway & how i was upset bc they replaced tim gunn & heidi klum. but then i realized that i was watching mythbusters.
True life - we need to smoke together more often
you are my new fav person for making him do the walk of shame in pink footie pajamas!
seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
I am the poster child for what not to do during sex. Soon they will be calling an undesired position after me
In the middle of switching positions, we shared a line of coke. It's was like a modern-day 'Lady and the Tramp.'
I don't know how I'm boarding the plane tomorrow. I have my car registration.
There was a stripper pole on the party bus. Was being past tense because some fat chick somehow tore it from the ceiling while grinding
she said she walked into the kitchen and i was sitting ass naked on the floor chugging her parents vodka.
Some guy just rode an office chair down my street, I hope he comes back so I can give him my number.
I just remember going to take a piss and looking down on the floor and thinking "that looks comfortable" and then I was out.
We walked in and someone handed her an unopened bottle of jack with her name on it. She's like a drunken celebrity.
I don't know if we can compare high school reunions anymore. The keg stands started before 7.
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
Pregaming at Jodi's. Ten minutes
Thought it was at Brad's?
Pregaming the pregame. Need alcohol before I can see that dick.
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