Yo I charged a $20 breakfast to ur room, will pay u back in liquor and schoolgirl panties, thx again for a fun time
Sandwiches are there for you when porn isn't.
I just remembered how awesome your handjobs were in 7th grade, you were a true champ, thank you
Just got physical proof that at 6 am i was running around with raw potatoes threatening to mash them on his floor. Hello, Mobile uploads
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
Awkward family moment #1: walked in on my 15 yr old nephew packing a bowl. Nephew says- "lets not ruin christmas and keep this our little secret"
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
And I just found out I called my debit card a fast food passport so I dont deserve to live
What the hell do I have to give up to manifest a dick
i hate going to her parties because i always know everyone there which means everyone knows my ex which means i wont get laid
All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
He called me khaleesi while I rode his dick. He wins
So let me get this straight I was getting drunk with our science teacher from high school and you got drunk with an 82 year old woman who invited you back to her house and made you sandwiches.
Yes.
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
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