Most awkward thing ever: Meeting your BattleShits opponent post war.
I didn't realize how hung over I was until I rolled over and the world rolled over with me.
If my nicknames are based on what I throw up, you can call me Jimmy Johns
over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
She is chewing on staples and spitting them at her cat, I think it's time to leave..
high. he's playing 'oops i did it again' on the ukelele. is this real life?
So neither of us had a dollar bill and we couldnt find a straw so we spent all nite doing coke through penne pasta
How high are you?
I feel like breakfast can just fly into my mouth
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
Did u know it's unconstitutional to turn down a shot during 4th of July celebrations.. Rest now dear liver
Pedi-lyte stocked
you must be at least a level 5 friend to unlock my sexual orientation
Jk probs not coming. Tequila
It's just a friend who is recently single and I'm going to heal his broken heart with my vagina
Yesterday I febreezed my bed in between gentleman callers
come on Dane.. ive been there. im like the female version of you, except with morals
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