If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
Then I opened the closet and then i found the babies
i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
You were pretty committed to that cat costume. Between pukes, you would meow and assure people that you just had a hairball you couldn't get out...
I don't even want to think about the kind of person who would shit in the street before 10pm on a Sunday.
Of course drinkings involved. They don't call it alcoholism because we eat too many skittles.
It was disgusting, and I would've rather licked the condensation off the windows instead, but I figured that's wasn't very ladylike
The lady at Walgreens was all excited my pregnancy tests had a coupon.
He somehow pantsed the bouncer and tipped him over before cartwheeling and skipping away? Help me find him.
She dresses like Bruce Banner and fucks like the Hulk. She is all of my lesbian fantasies come true.
See if shell let you call her dr banner in bed
He wants Portugal to lose so badly he threw out all the sangria. You know how depressing it is to watch someone dump 4 gallons of heaven?
every time someone would wish me happy birthday I would be like "thanks happy birthday to you too"
Before consuming her Waffle House she did a few deep breaths and cleared the table to "prepare herself for this"
MY DAD KEEPS LIKING PORN LINKS/ALBUMS ON FACEBOOK AND THEY ALL SHOW UP IN MY NEWSFEED
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