Omg. There's def a kid, like 10 years old, sitting in a buggy at wal mart holding a sign that reads "I can't behave"
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
well after he sqeezed a zit off his forearm i got the hell outta there
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
Okay well someone asked "IS HE HOMELESS?" about me so I need to try and find somebody.
btw my roommates send a round of applause to you and that guy you tried to fuck on our wall. Additionally they hope he got it in.
My uncrustable is thawing in my straightener
I would have thought, as two of my best friends, you girls could have cought me as I fell out of the shower. There are so many bruises.
You were so high you insisted on spoon feeding me your KFC bowl while I was driving.
Was who let the dogs out playing?
Ya. You started barking when it ended
I've decided I want to blow you wearing a santa hat.
Aren't rabbit ears more seasonally appropriate?
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
Every time he asks me if I'm horny I'm just like come on...stupid question
Me and tommy were trying to figure out why our printer was jammed, found a condom stuck in the paper slot. #collegeprobs
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
You kept flirting with some guy while I was throwing up on the sidewalk, and I screamed YOU DON'T LIKE MEN
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