I'm gonna start referring to my vag as my ladygarden
just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
I just found out the FDA voted to ban Vicodin, my last connection to this world has been destroyed
ugh. my soul tastes like vodka
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Being a girl sucks.
Being a boyfriend sucks for about a week, too
My face smells like vagina and Im on my way to court. Fuck.
you can add "aspirated seaman" to the list of things your sister has been admitted to the hospital for
I should have but it might be too early in this fuckbuddyship to emasculate him
You can buy vodka at target here.. Maybe Missouri isn't so bad after all
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But youre all cute and shit. Woo that cunt. And by cunt i mean strong independent woman
This is gonna be a long day for my vagina and I
He used the ring emoji and we've gone out four times. What is my life.
He got you flowers. How bad can the sex really be?
I offered to go down on her because of how impressive her theatre career was. Stop letting me talk to lesbians.
The progression was banging a stripper banging an unemployed stripper banging a sexual entrepreneur quarantining with benefits totally fucking whipped. Get it right dude
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