Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
I want to stick my p in your. b.
The kid in front of me is videochatting and typing to his gf. I should make poop/sex faces over his shoulder, right?
all i could think was her face looked like a farm accident
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he was grinding on you and dedicated the song "I'm in Love With a Stripper" to you then started taking his own clothes off
She may be a slut, but at least she's a dedicated slut. She's always super tan and has her shit shaved in really cool designs.
i now officially have to be stoned in order to look like my passport when i go to a different country
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
You need to come back and help me drink our beer so the fridge has room for the other beers
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Hey super random I have you in my phone as "downtown likes to go fishing girl" haha does that sound like you
So, I ran into Garrett last night in the laundry room.
Oh really? First post break-up run in. How'd it go? Awkward?
Um. We had sex on a washing machine.
I've broken 3 vibrators in the past month because I apparently am "too rough" with them. Is that even possible?!
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
The Game of Thrones convention was just a drunk fuckfest.
Please tell me you banged Jon Snow.
A true gentleman never tells. But yes, I did indeed get laid last night
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