Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
that's why i date skinny girls, they don't realize how small it is.
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
And then we made hashbrowns with vodka and queso.
the evidence from last night is not good...
what evidence?
my underwear is on inside out, and there are french fries in my hair...
I get that he's ugly and I deserve better but I will still beat up the girls he hangs out with.
I mean, on what planet are nipples suppose to look like that?
I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
After getting rejected by him, I got a strangely pleasant dick pic from an unknown number with the caption: "I hope this gets you through the night ;)" It's like the Cock-Gods were shining down upon me.
Just don't let me get too drunk. At one point I pulled out my dick and pissed at that party. Like on the wall.
She's chasing the cat around the house hitting it with a cardboard sword yelling "there can be only one!"
Is it acceptable to respond to a declaration of love with 'and I love your dick'? Asking for a friend who shares a name and possibly a phone number with me. Entirely coincidental.
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