Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
I would kick you in the vagina but I'm afraid I would lose my shoe.
is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
she got pretty angry when i tried to superglue her fingers together.
we were boning in the bathroom when her boyfriend came upstairs. I wish i could remember what happened next more clearly, because it had to have been hilarious
She said I was the most selfish person in bed she's ever been with and she's fucked Tucker Max.
Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
Taco Bell. She just parked, got out of the car mid drive-thru, ran to the dumpsters, pissed, then ran back and drove up in the line.
Nothing like hearing "I found your pinky nail" before you even noticed it was missing.
we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
honestly the most stressful part of moving is the chance my mom will find my vibrator
He lit my hand on fire and bought me chicken nuggets. I'm in love.
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
he broke off the kiss to ask "can I grab your boob?" like props for asking for clear and concise consent but there HAS to be a sexier way to do it
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
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