i just woke up in the woods behind my house in handcuffs and a dan marino jersey ive never seen before
Oh, don't even get me started. Harry Potter is so pure. Twilight is just teenage girl porn.
Your fb status are always so intriguing.. Often make me picture you naked
he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
He got about halfway through singing "Drift Away" before he passed out and broke my coffee table.
I just had sex in a cardigan. Made me feel old. Smarter somehow, but old.
Your lack of great college experience of margaritas and foam parties scares me
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
I never knew so many sexual things could be done while wearing footie pajamas
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
We turned on "find my friends" and watched her progress. Got concerned when she didn't move for an hour on Adelaide, turned out a booty call was made, then she went back to the bars.
Good morning love! Friendly reminder that we decided to make leggings with a vagina zipper. "For the winter quickie"
Bobbing for jello shots in a bucket of long island. Fast track to alcohol poisoning.
I just licked honey off my own tit. Is there anything about that which doesn't SCREAM single???
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