could you grab mr moo while you're at his apt?
you brought your stuffed animal to a booty call?
You're asking the wrong person. I was drunk on nyquil and jager.
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
I'm pretty sure I just woke up to one of the airport janitors saying that she wanted to tie me up and do something.. I couldn't hear what, thank god
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I swear with his long flowing hair and god-like body he looked like Jesus, a bong hitting Jesus
As we were about to go at it, his roommates barged in singing jumper by third eye blind. Weirdest almost one night stand ever.
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
Love these next 4 months. Wake up from a college football hangover and get to put your hand down your pants and watch NFL football all day.
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
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Did you know that pizza hut has a wedding proposal box? And sorry for being kinda drunk yesterday when you got here
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
Definitely woke up.this morning to a random girls head in my toilet and her mom knocking on my door.
The lady at the front desk wished you a happy hangover.
I’m going down on him like an Oompah Loompah on roller skates.
That makes no sense, but good luck
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