Being alone has allowed me to flourish into a complete weirdo
Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
I thought I had fell out of his trailer but he says I tried to ninja kick his TV stand saying those girls hula hooping were trying to seduce him. There wasn't anyone else there.
Apparently getting drunk, buying a guitar from your local costco and walking in to an open mic night is not the same as rocking out to guitar hero...
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I wish Denzel Washington would coach my flip cup team..
Your excuse of not making us Mac and cheese was that you couldn't find 6 cups of water...
I think I reached optimum potential when I summersaulted straight into a kiddie pool.
No, earlier you attempted Jenga with everyones shoes.
she says she's going to shake me awake in 15min intervals if I pass out
this was your mom?
Then he started caressing my eye brow. Like repetedly. For at least 15 minutes. It was strangely mesmerizing
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Damn you and your marathon penis with its superhuman capabilities
You thought that you were playing full contact and started screaming "I will fucking end you! I will end you!" and tried tackling everyone in the room.
I can't ever look his wife in the eye again. She will see right through my soul to his dick pic.
I chatted up the pastor's son on Grindr during the service. Still ridiculing my decision to go to church this morning?
did you just correct my grammar and then send me a photo of your dick?
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
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