that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
where does the pee come out of this thing
yea i came on her face and told her to bring a snorkel next time
She took a break from repeating "my face is still buzzing!" to say that the phantom of the opera could be here
Think I just saw your homeless guy on High Street. Did you give him back his crutch?
He's a forty-something balding gay man with no boundaries or sense of social norms. Of course we should befriend him.
We work out, have really intense sex, and then eat cereal marketed for children. We have a system, okay?
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
ALSO I MAYBE ACCIDENTALLY HAND CUFFED MYSELF TO A CHAIR
Sometimes I look at her and just start choking. She is that much of an evil entity.
I'm trying to drink up the confidence to run in public.
You yell at me for being attracted to older guys and you're over here condoning murder
Opening my shipments of mascara and nipple pasties this morning like a boss bitch
I'm completely creeped out. He's dressed as me. And thinks it's funny.
Found Ryan’s keys in the fridge. On my way back.
Also, tell him he missed Nathan passing out in the dryer.
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