Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
the cop asked for your social security number and you gave her your high school locker combo
Yeah the sex got weird after I said "who's your daddy?" and she actually moaned her dads name.
dude i need to stop getting high. i cant afford to eat like this...
Woke up with puke in my bed and my pockets full of Tootsie Rolls.
Jealous.
my hippie aunt just sent me some brownies with a note saying not to eat them under any circumstances until finals are over. excited.
Tim said I dropped my taco in a puddle and still ate it.
The swelling on my elbow and tongue means I may have cockblocked myself.
If it was designed to hold water, it was designer to hold wine
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
Ummm didn't i have pubes when i went to bed last night?
Do I not have a Brazilian bc of my boyfriend situation or do I not have a boyfriend bc of my brazilian situation?
Who knows? Maybe we can sing afternoon delight into each other's genitals.
Just thought you should know, Im with josh now. Im no longer available for rent. I have a full time tenant now. Like, a year long lease at least.
I'm just gonna eat nachos and wine fruit forever.
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