Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
She thought I was gay, so I told her I'd be more comfortable with anal. She agreed.
So, when he came he screamed MORTAL KOMBAT!!!! at the top of his lungs and all of his roomates yelled back FINISH HER!!!!.....yeah kinda akward
malibu coconut giveth, and malibu coconut taketh away
Rehydrating your liver back to life is never a good idea.
Stop giving guys blow jobs because you're no good and it's messing up my sex life. Word gets around & then they think it's me and don't believe me when I say I have a twin. Learn to stuck dick right.
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
Just got outta the drunk tank! Happy 21st birthday!
He keeps texting me videos of fish swimming in his fish tank, so I think it's safe to say he's back on weed.
You know what a wolf looks like when it kills a small animal? How it shakes it around in it's mouth? I did that to a bag of Taco Bell last night
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
So I should just walk in, look him in the eye and say, "I just came to fuck your brother, nice to meet you" and just walk to your room.
IT'S A GIANT FUCKING ROBOT, DUDE. LOGIC IS OUT OF THE QUESTION BECAUSE AWESOME.
My last one night stand called me today. Apparently I gave him a yeast infection in his mouth. Not sure how I should feel about this.
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