um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
Not going out tonight. And so the 25 day drinking streak ends....
hey did i steal that bike before or after the ball dropped, casue i might have broken my resolution already
If you don't remember anything tomorrow, this is to remind you that you asked me in secret to build a bobsled with you and re-enact Cool Runnings.
I walked in and she was kneeling on the ground with no pants on, throwing up, and holding the puppy. It was one of those moments, where i was like damn i wish i had my camera.
You expect me to find someone in two days who I feel comfortable enough with to ask them to get drunk and go play in foam with me?
If our text convos ever saw the light of day lives would be in tatters
At least one of us had a weekend full of money and dick
Shame?!? Shame only comes from getting naked in front of strangers and it not being awesome
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
Of the 4 nights I've gone downtown this week, I've been "piss in the parking lot" drunk 5 times
Currently sifting through all the dick pics and nudes for a picture of my dad and I to post on social media for Father's Day...
i woke up with blood and cuts on my face and i don't remember anything after winning four games of beer pong in a row last night. and i'm still drunk.
you are a true champion. bear my children.
It's bullshittery. It's asshattery. It's complete fuckery at its finest.
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