Well the candle wax mightve been sexy if he didn't drop the candle and light half my bed on fire
I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
i wish starbucks made bloody marys
Tipsy and thinking of you. Talk tomorrow. My alliteration is awesome.
I got her a Nickelback box set.
I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
Broke up w/ my married coworker...work is gonna get weird.
booty call birthday vouchers, best idea ever. it's like giving a present to myself for someone else's birthday.
Im pretty sure that girl just said "Im taking you home even if your girlfriend has to come too." Why are we here again?
Our first kiss happened while shot gunning a hit from a gravity bong. Its that type of relationship.
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
Blacked out and Irish exited last night. At dinner. On a Sunday.
i passed out in front of ihop...for the second night in a row. i think i need to reevaluate my life choices
I'm basically doing the Walk of Shame without the added bonus of having sex last night. That doesn't look good on anyone.
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