My mom says you aren't allowed to eat doritos at my house
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
And you just kept trying to fit through the dog door and not drop Jello shots.
Why are you awake at 6am and liking photos from rando Russian chicks on Instagram?
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
Hey where the fuck is the rest of my beer? Lets start this day off right
We were hunting our best friend with a BB gun in the backyard. I'd say the vaporizer was a worthy investment at this point.
I really should have gone with the man who kept offering me cocaine. Why did I chose the German!? STUPID!
I just want my paycheck, and my friends. And alcohol and tacos. Is that so much to ask?
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
i have nothing going on in my life. unless a toxic love triangle with netflix and jack daniels counts.
Got really high to see my fist college experience unfold. Too high to find my classroom but I found the McDonald's down the street
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
Is there a subtle way to tell him he needs to hydrate? 8 years of yoga and kegels. He has no idea what I’m going to do to him this weekend
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