just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
it was like his penis was on wheels.
I'm so over stopping myself from talking about my sexual experiences in front of children.
there should be laws that require people like to me to be on birth control.
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i mean he wasn't bad looking, but i wouldn't have slept with my professor if i knew everyone would get an A
You were petting your shoe and saying this makes me really happy
your brother is wearing shin guards in the swimming pool. i have a feeling that this happens often
Drunk in my research methods class at 9:30 in the morning. We should do a quantitative analysis of my mimosa consumption.
I am both scared and jealous.
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
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Was last night real? Did I lick your forehead while you laid in between my legs while we laid next to your boyfriend?
so it turns out the huge bruises on my knees are from drunk bmxing and not getting railed from behind on the ground
and ill have you know that I only wiped out twice
Phil and I agree that the level of sand in your vagina rivals that of many of the earth's largest deserts
May he have a McRib induced stroke and lose the feeling in his tastebuds.
Don't forget to grab a pregnancy test and sloppy joe mix for tonight
So I was having a really bad night...so I decided to steal a pumpkin.
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