oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
matt is drinking blue powerade and it looks like he has hypothermia. i can't take this kid anywhere.
All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
and all i could think was, am i really about to have sex with someone who still thinks that pee comes out of the actual vagina?
this guy just used the pickup line "God must have spent a little more time on you" I recognized the nsync lyric immediately.
The guy that just projectile vomited over the balcony is now going down to find the pill he just puked up. He said he wasn't about to waste $15.
I just saw someone EAT a flashcard out of frustration. Finals suck.
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
I'm pretty sure you called me last night and screamed that she was force-feeding you a bagel.
the potatoes in the margarita machine wasn't the breaking point. its when he turned on the stove and put a bunch of bottle rockets on it that i knew the night had prematurely failed
Yes I hit her with my car. Yes I gave her a ride home. And yes she gave me her number. What's the problem?
Please be advised that because of last year's "incident" we will no be starting St. Pat's day with spicy breakfast burritos and car bombs. Please plan accordingly.
"I wasn't planning on buying a chicken, but I bought it anyway." --some guy on the bus with a chicken
"Yeah, I only have nine toes." --that same guy
How does she have a hairless cat and a husband it's not fair. Both are hard to come by
Also day 6: dick is healed and ready to go back to work.
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