i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
Im eating ham and mustard naked, watching south park, but its totally cool cuz the paper plate is covering my nuts
these two guys are about to go shot for shot with syrup
now he is talking to a potato
dude you made out with his girlfriend and stole his credit card to buy more drinks
well when you put it that way, I sound like a terrible person
We're so high we're finding things in the room to build a submarine with. So far we have two cardboard boxes, a piece of wood, puffy paint, and an empty bottle to use as a periscope.
he would probably call me "ma'am" when he's inside me. people love saying weird shit inside me.
my debit card account is gonna say movie, movie, ice cream, movie, cheese fries, get a fucking life, movie
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
Don't worry we will all be making bad decisions soon
That's the most comforting thing I've heard in months
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
I feel like we have both made good decisions regarding our vaginas lately
I used the light from the first guy's text notification to be able to snapchat the second guy in the dark. I am too good at juggling guys.
We grabbed as many adult diapers as we could and made a run for it.
i just sexted for my mom while she was driving, i have hit an all time low.
had to remind myself that killing him is not a good career move AGAIN.
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