We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
Well, of course, to the untrained eye I look like a slut.
I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
got extra credit for showing up to class before a holiday. it hit me 5 minutes later that she meant easter....
From now on when a guy sends me a dick picture I'm going to send them a picture of some other dudes dick.
can i text him and be like "oh yeah, forgot i kinda made out with a girl this weekend. For future reference, does this count as cheating?" ?
I ate the last cupcake. I'm sorry. It was in the refrigerator mocking me. So I ate it. And it was glorious. But I'm sorry.
How about we just fuck in random places all around campus, and skip the boring relationship part?
Woke up in a hotel room with some random guy then walked over a mile to the bus stop where I laid down and waited on the bus. GREAT NIGHT
He fucked me so well and hard that the couch slid into the Christmas tree. I had to pull branches out of my hair.
I'm more heavily invested in that tequila than you are
He's coming over again? GIRL, you're thoroughly enjoying the month of Dicktember.
WHY CANT I FIND JUST A NORMAL DISNEY LOVING MAN TO PAINT WITH ALL THE COLORS OF THE WIND WITH!!
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
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