They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
and this is why I hate my dad. He got 25x more angry with me when I wanted to drive a different route then he suggested to get to his house (more scenic- thus more enjoyable) then he did when I told him I was driving drunk with 4 people in the car and I got my 5th speeding ticket last night.
I wish I could drop acid with the muppets
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
this is never going to happen for me, I think he thinks I'm crazy
well you did scream "PLEASE! I'LL S YOUR D IN FRONT OF EVERYONE"
My dinner last night was 3000 calories of beer. Slept kneeling on the floor w/ my head on a couch
I have realized now that neither the top nor bottom of a bunk bed is safe for sex....
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
Bonding with my year old cousin over the fact that we both shit ourselves. Babysitting like a bosss
Getting day drunk before work is perfectly acceptable when its 99 cent margaritas.
Drunkness level: fluent in olde norse
conclusion from last night: i should wear boob glitter more often
i'm gonna crowd surf you onto his dick
The amount of illegal things I've done this weekend is astounding.
My psychiatrist just sent me a dick pic
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