bahahaha. this guy working at subway literally has someone's name tattooed on his arm, crossed out, and another name below it.
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go home
Hey, no judgement here...this is the girl that threw up on a box of kittens at the magician's house
Vodka shot parachutes
Fucking utilizing a thrid story dorm room
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
Our relationship is representative of a cognitive bias that leads to bad decision making and misplacement of resources. So should we pick up some whiskey tomorrow?
I gave him a bunch of ideas to use to spice up their sex life. Say what you will, I am the best 'other' woman ever!
I told you alcohol was flammable, but you didn't believe me until you tried to extinguish your sparkler by submerging it in vodka and the bottle burst into flames.
Nothing says "we're never gonna bone" like "nice haircut, it makes you look like my cousin"
We cuddled after till the morning. Then he woke up sober... and straight.
Hydrocodon makes you feel like a fairy made out of pudding
Chasing down vodka with apple juice and crying. Alone.
I screamed "You look like a guy I've fucked!" to your brother at a party... I have some explaining to do.
There's a random table in the kitchen...and it's not the kitchen table...we don't know where it came from
I’ve officially bought the ticket for my future dick appointment 😂
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