Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
My mom caught just caught me jerking off...in her room.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
my family just sang happy birthday to baby jesus. no ones even drunk yet
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
Two things. 1 - I want to apologize for my drunkeness last night. 2 - I want to pre-apologize for my anticipated drunkeness tonight.
This honesty session brought to you by jagermeister inc.
He asked me where I wanted it. I told him in the condom. He stops mid thrust and says "you're no fun" and then blew. Chivalry is semi dead.
That reminds me of that one time you handcuffed me to a table leg while I was reaching for the vodka.
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
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