i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
there's chicken and sequins in our bathroom sink. part of me almost wants to know what happened
I think a used vibrator from amazon.com is a great valentines day gift foe my ex.
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
he fell down during beer pong and the chick told him to rub the sand out of his pussy and suck it up. i am in love
i tried to knight her with my dick. she said it was unromantic. what an ungrateful attitude for a knight.
Dude, did you fall in a toilet on the way over here?
Was face down in one actually. Bars 2, Drew 0.
Im gonna get home and destroy this bag of chicken nuggets with my soul.
It's because of weed that I don't mind driving an hour to visit my family. And it's because of you that there's weed in my life. Thank you.
I should probably stop opening conversations with 'guess who's horny'.
By god, his vagina is better looking than mine.
I see the guy who's been trying to get me to let him eat my ass became engaged on Facebook today; would framed screen shots be an appropriate wedding present?
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
I have a bottle of rum in my pocket...what does that say about me...
You come prepared
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