Dude it was awful. I woke up with more strippers in my dorm room than those duke lacrosse kids.
I think id rather eat ped egg shavings.
In a bar in glasgow talking to a 12 year old about life. Welcome to Kentucky.
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
did the hipsters beat you up because you are more ironic than they are?
I don't know what you're doing, but there's a dragon on my street.
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
I think he pocket dials me so much because I'm in his phone as 'Air Mattress'
You were making out with a freshman and said you wanted to back to his place. Then when you got to the door to leave you said "never mind." He sad it wasn't fair and you got all serious and told him "welcome to the real world kid."
All I know is that at 4 am I was walking down the street in my bra and his shorts and Im pretty sure I passed my grandma on her morning walk.
Got to use the phrase "sweet pukas dude." My day is made.
COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.
Santi's no longer allowed to buy booze in my lane. Last thing I need is a midlife crisis looking at his Id again.
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