ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
you kept running around the room with a flask shouting "so much room for activities!" then someone tripped you and you passed out
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
martini and pecan pie.. breakfast of champions.
After Thursday my breakup "don't screw anybody out of respect" month will be over and I will be set loose. My pussy is purring with anticipation.
I think that last shot was nyquil. Please come gte me. WINGS.
tried to out drink an american air force weapons loader. never again
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
I feel bad for her, but I feel like she's one of those resource-raping alien civilizations that visits planets, decimates them and then leaves. Those really aren't the qualities I appreciate in a friend. Ya know?
Just picked up an ounce of keif and if it goes to waste before the world ends I'm gonna haunt the shit out of somebody when we all die.
I've seen you dance and let's just say its a good thing you don't have a small dick
Did I really just send a work email with cum instead of come? feck me
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
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