why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
you went up to him and asked if you could have "friend sex." He looked like a 7 year old on christmas morning
def just vomited mimosa in the gym trashcan. i weigh less already so i say its been a solid workout.
You were running around with scissors offering people free haircuts.
The dean held back my hair as I was puking after graduation. That means so much more than a diploma and a handshake.
Well he's in a two year college so technically hes a senior. At least can we just pretend I'm not robbing the cradle.
making your facebook status TEQUILA is like basically saying "im easy tonight. feel free to take advantage"
Chasing shots with sriracha-covered mini toast was, in retrospect, not the best idea.
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
I don't know bro. If a girl makes you cum hard enough that you pull a back muscle, she might be the perfect one to call for a massage on said muscle.
He caught a Pokemon on my head while I sucked him off. I think I need to marry him.
I'm not sure. I have to find the Greeks I was with last night and see if they can explain to me why I can't hear out of my right ear and why I look like I got the shit kicked out of me
He's literally cuddling with the washer and dryer.
Randomize
