Can Purell be used as lube?
I didnt pay $190 for a fake with a new middle name of Vane..
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
i've noticed that whenever i have to ask myself "would i be doing this if i was sober?" the answer is probably no.
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
do you ever get flashbacks of ppl you had sex with and just shudder at how gross they were/how drunk you were?
story of my life.
I woke up tied to the door handle with reindeer patterned socks. You can tell it's Christmas.
I made a bet with her that she would show me her tits if I finished my beer. Only on spring break.
He used Kanye West lyrics to justify what happened and I accepted his logic
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
Just got home. Taking a quick shower. I smell like sex and chorizo. Dont ask.
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
i accidentally gave my stepdad ketamine so id say it was a fun weekend.
God dammit everything I said last night about jungle juice being awesome just does not carry over into the next day
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
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