I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
You need to take one for the team and go bang a random sample of mexicans. Cause my internets broke and I can't google mexican foreskin stats.
When did you hit me on the head with a stool?
We were eating hotdog buns dipped in French onion dip in lawn chairs at 4am. That drunk
he pulled a $400 bottle of champagne out of the back part of his toiled and I was ready to blow him then and there
This taxi driver is not happy I am in drag
how do you always get into these "we banged the same dude now lets be friends" situations???
You called his parrot a seagull, a pigeon and a rat with wings, and told it to go eat Cheetos out of a dumpster.
Somehow i instagrammed my acceptance letter while blacked out. Then my grandma was the first to comment on it. I got over 50 likes....Phd here I come....
I wish I had a clear image of the dude who was sucking on my tit outside the bar last night
just yelled CURVEBALL at my nightie because it turned out to be a pair of shorts
Let this be a lesson to you, parmesan cheese crumbles are not a good substitute for coffee creamer, no matter how high you are
Why in the hell is there a guy dressed up as a horse passed out in our kitchen.
happy birthday!
Good Morning! You are sterile right?
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
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