Situation: He got it in my eye, how long do I let it sting before should start to worry?
Just met a guy who has been in college for 7 years and still classified as a junior. Then watched him shotgun 10 beers. Found my new hero
Black Friday shoppers are ridiculous. I think I just watched a marriage end.
Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I looked at the bar tab this morning. The bartender added a $25 'customer asshole fee'. I have no grounds to dispute it.
picked up a girl by parallel parking. i love this town already.
She gave me a rubber ducky to make me feel better while I was throwing up.
my 3 favorite things in life are tequila, dicks, and making sandwiches. that DOES NOT make me a bad person.
She fell out the car soaking wet and screaming "im wearing a fedora!" then tryed to seduce him on the front lawn in front of his middle aged neighbor
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just had cybersex with some guy from the Netherlands for 2 HOURS instead of doing my History project...how's your break going?
Made out with a chick in front of a girl I'm banging and successfully reDENNISed her within 9 hours
This guy punched out a light, puked in the sink, stole the mailbox, then tried to tell ME that I had to leave the party... Then his dog shit on the floor.
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
I'm about to smoke a joint alone, do you want to FaceTime and pretend you're smoking it too?
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
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